"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing".
"But," says man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It proves you exist and so therefore you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white, and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.
Favourite genre of music: Rock Idie ALT
MP3 player of choice: I-Pod
Favourite cartoon character: Starscream Soka Naruto Uzumaki Ichigo Kurosaki Edward Elric Yugi Muto/Yami Judai Yuki Yusei Fudo
Personal Quote: I am just a simple guy trying to make my way in this harsh world. But enough about my problems.